Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Let's get one thing straight here.

Your dog could be AKC registered, arrive at my house delivered by the Publisher's Clearing House people, bearing a check for 10 meeeeellion dollars in its mouth, could poop gold bouillion, clean my house for me, and take its own bath and clip its own toenails once a week.

It could do all that and more, but I still wouldn't buy a dog from you, because someone who claims to be a dog breeder should be able to spell puppIES.