Oh, the irony...

Words that should never be heard in an EMS dispatch, but often (in our system) are:

"Vehicle accident, no injuries"

Yep, I'd like to say millions of you tax dollars are being wasted so that we can take $250,000 worth of equipment and put it on the road for what is known to be nothing.. but I'm not supported by your tax dollars, so neener neener neener.

Oh. Wait. The joke's still on me.

Hey, look for mobile blogs from the road later this week as I take a road trip to Atlanta to meet up with some friends for the Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure 5k. I may be, literally, blogging from the road, lying there face-up waiting for someone to remove my seized-up old carcass from the race course so's I don't trip up the serious runners. Tune in to find out!